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HP 5...WRONG ROOM

Harry was in the “Moulin rouge” dirking beer and talking to a strange about “life”. Suddenly they heard a voice saying:
- ! The show is going to start! -
Then a lot of prostitutes started to dance the “can can”. Harry was drunk but he saw a girl with red hair and he like her. After the show he took her in to a “motel”. Then, when they entered to the room, he notice that the girl was really nervous. He took her hand and he notice something strange…it was not a girl…. it was………………..Ron.
-!RON?’’…. WHAT IS ALL THIS! - Said Harry desesperate.
Then, cho chang (Harry ´s wife) entered to the room and say:
- Sorry wrong room- because she didn’t notice that it was Harry and ron., but she look again surprised and said:
- !HARRY???…RON!!??’ YOU.. YOU’|??’..-
And then malfoy entered to the room and say to cho:
- This is not our room. -
Cho looked at Draco and hugged him.
- I KNEW IT, I ALWAYS KNEW IT. YOU ARE GAY. - Said Draco hugging cho.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY WIFE’???????- Said Harry confused.
Cho was crying and suddenly she said:
-Ron…what about hermione…and the baby… she is your wife, she doesn’t know that you are gay. -
- I ´M NOT GAY….I NEEDED THE MONEY TO SUPPORT MY FAMILY.!!!!- said ron.
Then voldemort entered dressed like a girl to the room with Osama Ben Ladem and then he said:
-Sorry wrong room-
Then ron whisper:
- this servise sucks-
and then harry said touching his scar:
- Auch!!! What are you doing here voldemort with that….. terrorist-
- Ehhh….I don’t have to explain anything to you. !!! This is my personal life… I ´M NOT WORKING NOW….I´m not goin to kill you.- said voldemort.
Then Osama say:
- !!where is the fucking room!!!
- I DON’T KNOW- said voldemort.
- Fuck you- said Osama.
- Fuck you too.- said voldemort. – Give me my money-.
- !!!GET OUT THIS OUR ROOM!!!- said ron.
- YEAH GET OUT OF HERE VOLDEMORT, THIS SCAR IS HURTING ME!!!!!!!!-
And then the boy that cleans the room entered and said:
- clean servise-
- Ohhh, sorry this one of that rare parties??????- said the boy. – because I have a lot of friends down stairs. And all of them are gays. If you want it I call them??????-
- No …we don’t want that. ! YOUR FUCKING SERVISE SUCKS!!!!!! We don’t have a room- said malfoy.
Then all the people said :
- yeah it sucks!!!!!!!!!-
Then it came a very long silence. And the cleaning boy said:
- Are you Osama Ben Ladem??????. Because I am your number one fan, I want to follow every step that you have done. Can I get your autograph ???-
- GO TO HELL!!!!!- said Osama.
- OHHH I CAN BELIEVE IT!!!!!! OSAMA SEND ME TO HELL!!!!!! Now I can die in peace.- said the cleaning boy crying.
Then, all the people on the room were looking at the cleaning boy. Harry took his coat and said:
-I don’t know about you, but I want some ice cream.-
- Yeah me too- said ron.
And then malfoy and cho said at the same time:
-Yeah let´s go-
they got out of the room, and the only ones that stayed were the cleaning boy that was still crying on the floor, and voldemort that was hitting Osama and shouting:
- GIVE ME MY MONEY!!!!! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!-
- If you don’t stop I will blow this fucking motel.- said Osama.
then the cleaning boy stand up crying:
- I WANT TO BLOW IT!!!! MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!-
And then he pressed the boton, and nothing happened.
- Fuck you Osama you lie to me!!!!!- said the cleaning boy crying
then another guy entered to the room.
- sorry, wrong room- said the guy but suddenly he said:
- this is a wild party or what??????. We can do the party here!!!!!!!.- and suddenly he shouted:
- !!!!!1Come boyfriends, we can do the party here!!!!!-
and then a lot of gays entered to the room and started dancing with voldemort an Osama.

The end

HP4..creo

It was a normal day at hogwarts. Hermione was going to ask something to snape, when she was at the door her books felt, so when she was putting them on her bag again, she heard strange noises coming out form snape’s door.
- Oh! Harry I love you…I adore you..-
- But, we don’t have to tell anyone.-
- Yes, I understand
Hermione was shocked, she quickly opnned the door, and she saw snape with make up and harry touching his ass and lips near snape’s lips , they both turn to see hermione. Hermione run to the great hall, she didn’t notice that ronwas there and took her by the hand and ask her.
-hermione whats up?.-
- harry…..I saw…….I saw him….with….with…..snape.-
- what!!!!!!.-
- yes is true!!!!!!!.-
- how he could lie to me??????? I have to broke up with him!!!.-
- what!!!!!!!.-
but ron was running to snape’s class. Hermione was breathless, she went slowly to snape’s classroom. She saw snape and ron fighting and harrywas sitting on snape’s chair looking (proudly) so hermione slap him so hard that his head turn, but when he turn back he was smiling and he said:
- what!!! Baby….are you jealous too.????.-
- are you sick!!!!!! I have just found that my two best friends were gays
- oh no, that’s just for the grade.-
- …..and ron.-
- oh!!!!!that’s for fun, but he is gay.-
- oh!!!!that’s so….
- Dirty, yeah I’m a bad boy. You should see how is with dumbledor and mcgonagal- hermione was shock, with mouth open; and her mind in blank; she didn’t know what to say. Because something that nobody knew was that that hermione was inlove with harry but her boyfriend was vicktor krum so nobody knew it.
- Oh hermine! Don’t worry I’m not gay, the truth is that I love you, I really do, I cant take it any more.-
Hermione was so happy.
- oh I love you too harry!!!!!!.- she said.
- Come on, lets get out of here!!. I cant hear this two gays fighting for me.-
And then went out , snape and ron turn and saw them.
- what is he doing?.- said ron
- fuck you potter.- said snape.
Crying and trying to fix his make up. Then ron and snape followed hermione and harry, that went to the boys room in gryffindor and the door was closed.
- oh! Harry I don’t know if I’m prepare to do this.-
- don’t worry I always use prottection on this cases
- I’m scared.-
- I’m scared too.-


Ron and snape couldn’t take it anymore and enter , and saw hermione and harry……on harry’s nimbus 3000. “running away”
- what are you doing?.- said ron.
- Oh, guy sorry, I forgot to tell you I’m breaking up with you.- said harry then he looked at the cloak, jump out of of the nimbus 3000 and said
- Oh! Hermione it’s been wonderfull but I need some time for my self.
- What are you saying!!!! We’ve been together like 5 minutes!.-
- Yeah but…..I’M HARRY POTTER!!!!!!. Sorry baby.-
Harry went out, stand in the hall he look left then right and say.
- HEY! CHO, BABY! LOOKING GOOD TODAY.-
In the room were hermione, ron and snape with their mouth opens.
- so….- said hermione. – lets do a pijama party and talk about haw harry is just a ficking bisexual with a scar.-
- oh! I can do your make up.- said snape.
- Ok.- said hermione and ron at the same time.
So they did, the make up that snape did was wonderful, they cry, laught, and they become best friends.now hermione and ron always got an A on snape’s subject. Hermione is with vicktor krum. Ron and snape tried to go out for a while, but they end up being friends. Now ron goes out with seamus finnigan and malfoy. Snape is with a serious relationship with dumbledor.
Dumbledor kick harry out of hogwarts. Harry went to live with sirius. Then sirius got married and kick him out of the house , because his wife didn’t like harry. Then harry become a drugdear in hogsmade for a while, and then he die but nobody care about the body.

HP 3 se pone peor....

It was harry’s birthday. Harry was having a wild party on sirius house, suddenly, hermione appeared…..drunk.
- I not maybe young, but I got feelings too!!!!!!!!! And you have to know harry that I have a crush on you!!!!!!!!!!!! Now you are going to see me like I really am!!!!.
And she took out her cloth.

Weeks later:

Hermione entered to the room.
- Harry I am waitting a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!.-
- What???????!!!!!.- he said.
- What I am supposed to say to ron, he is your friend and my boyfriend!!!!!!!. I WAS DRUNK AND YOU DIDN’T STOP ME!!!!!.- she said crying.
- I was drunk too.-
Then ron entered to the room.
- I ‘ve heard everything!!!!!!!! How could you hermione?????? You were my girldfriend……- he said, and then he looked to harry. –AND YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.-
- Ron I have an explanation!!!!!!!!!.- she said.
- I don’t want to listen to you……-
And in that moment Cho ( harry’s girld friend) entered to the room.
- HARRY I AM WATTING A BABY…..BUT IS NOT YOURS…..IT IS OF….MALFOY!!!!!!!!!.-
- What!!!!!??????.- harry shouted.
- IT JUST STARTED WITH AN INOCENT KISS!!!!!!!!!!.-
- I will kill that stupid fucking bisexual!!!!!!!!!!!!!.- shouted harry as he walked to the door. – Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!. MY SCAR!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!.- and he fall to the floor.
Harry was moving on the floor, hermione was crying and asking to ron to forgive her, cho was not understanding the situation.
Suddenly, someone oppened the door.
- I AM HERE POTTER!!!!!!.-
And Voldemort entered and killed everybody.

HP 2

Harry was in the bathroom trying to study but Mirtle was crying so hard he couldnt get concentrate.
- ok, I’m tired of you bitch. IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP I PROMISE I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!.-
- !!!!!! NOBODY LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!! WHY?????.
- Because you are dead???????.-

Mirtle was crying without stop, so harry decided to make her happy.

- ok, I have a solution. Just rigth now I learned a new spell, it is about you to ask me something, whatever to make you happy, and I will do it in minutes.-
- well, when I was alive I always wanted to……..be like…….SHARON.-
- what???!!!!.-
- YEAH WITH THAT ESPECTACULAR BODY!!!!!!!.-

So harry did it. now mirtle was the most beautiful girl in the whole school.
One day he found hermione crying.
- what happened???
- Is just, I can be the intelillent as I want!!!!!.-
- Ok, I have the solution. I will give to you the most biggest brain in the whole world.-

So he did it, but……something happened now…….hermione was more intelillent now but she had a big……VERY BIG head.

- YEAH!!!!!!!! NOW, NOBODY CAN BE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!.- shouted hermione. But it was a problem, her head was soooooo heavy that she fell down, and she couldn’t get up. – SHED!!!!!.ARE YOU GOING TO HELP OR WHAT???????.-
- No, I don’t think so. Your head is too big.-
- ALL THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!.-

In that moment ron entered to the room.

- what happened ron?????.-
- LOOK AT ME!!!! I am blue.-

And he started to sing and dance ( blue. Of eiffel 65) IM BLUE DABA DI DABA DA DABA DI DABA DA

So harry did the same spel, but he make ron ….PINK.

- LOOK AT ME!!!!!! I AM JUST LIKE THE PINK RANGER!!!!!!!.-
- The pink ranger???????.-
- POWER RANGERS??????? YOU IDIOT THAT DON’T SEE TELEVISION.-
- You don’t know how to use the telephone!!!!!!!!.-
- THATS NOT IMPORTANT!!!!!!.-

In that moment hagrid entered the room.
- hey harry! I want you to see my mom.-
and the biggest woman harry have ever seen entered to the room. It was…..MISS PATRICIA.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE BLUE SHOES????? IT HAVE TO BE BLACK!!!!!.-
- Who are you big woman!!!!!!!!!.-
- I am miss patricia, actually I am working at jefferson school but I came to see my dear hagrid.-
Harry was with mouth oppend, ron was seing himself in a mirror and hermione was still on the floor.
- now you have to meet my girldfriend. IS THE MOST PREACIOUS WOMAN!!!!!.-
and then entered to the room and old woman, harry was sure he saw her in other place….and then he remenbered…..it was…..ITALIA!!!!!.
-MUNRRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.- shouted harry.
- HI!!!! Do you remember me…….I CAME BACK….JA-JA-JA. ……AND WITH MY PANTS UP AGAIN.-
- NNNOOOOOOOOOOO.-
- YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!.-
- YOU ARE MOST HORRIBLE THAN VOLDEMORT!!!!!.-
- I know….thanks.-

Then harry runaway of hogwarts because Italia was trying to be his girlfriend. He learn that help people is not a good idea. Hermione is actually still on the floor, nobody could take her up, not even dumbledor, not even the most powerful spel. Ron is still pink and now people say to him “POWERFUL GIRL”. And miss patricia went to work to jefferson school again. Now we know she is like that because she is a giant.


The end

HP 1

Harry took neville to a disco. Neville was really nervious.
- !OH neville just relax!- said harry.
- !I cant! Im just a litte boy.- said Neville.
Then Ron appeared with a beer, he was drunk.
- Oh! Harry…you are my best friend. THANKS FOR YOUR SUPPORT! I JUST LOVE YOU MEN!- said ron.
- You are drunk ron.- said harry. –neville you are ok?-
- No, I just want to get out of here!- said neville
And then hermione appeared with a little transparent strapples, and a tiny skirt; she was with draco.
-HERMIONE! WHAT A HELL…..- said harry.
-YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!- said ron falling on the floor.-
- oh! Harry! draco is my new boyfriend.- said hermione
- YOU ARE NAKED! FUCK YOU BITCH!- said ron
- I am not naked!- said hermione. – I have just little cloth..-
- THAT’S NOT LITTLE!….THAT’S NOT CLOTH….THAT’S ……FUCK YOU.- said ron trying to get up, but he couldn’t.
Then draco said:
- What happen with my beautiful hermione, she is dressed just like I want.-
Neville was very nervious on a corner.
And then voldemort enter to the room and said:
- I AM HERE POTTER.-
- What are you doing here voldemort.- said harry.
- Well I….I don’t remember what I am doing here.- said voldemort.
- OH! I DON’T HAVE TIME VOLDEMORT, I AM WITH A NAKED WOMAN AND WITH A DRUNK BOY, LEAVE ME ALONE!- said harry.
- I AM NOT NAKED!!!!!!.- shouted Hermione.
Neville was nervious and he said:
-I think this is a bad place harry, for two little boys.-
then came a very long silence.
-ummmmm. I just don’t remenbered…….- said voldemort.
-shut up!!!.- said Harry.
- We need a solution.- said Neville.
Everybody stayed in silence.
- LETS DANCE.- said Draco.
- Yesssssss.-
vodemort stayed alone thinking.
- WAIT POTTER….I REMENBER IT…..I WAS GOING TO KILL YOU.- shouted voldemort , but suddenly a prostitute got close him.
- GO TO HELL POTTER, I WILL KILL YOU LATTER.- said voldemort.


The end

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