Today, I walked into the kitchen to see my parents staring into each others eyes. I assumed they were having a romantic moment until I heard my dad say "Darling, I will always be the Champion of Staring Contests so save yourself the trouble and just blink".
Today I had to take an AP Bio test about saftey. The question was "List 3 types of behavior not acceptable in a laboratory." I listed: Kicking another person in the teeth, Re-enacting scenes from Walker Texas Ranger and pretending to be a cartoon character on speed. Full credit was given. MLIA. <---buena respuesta....Chuck Norris resuelve todo.
Today, my drumline had a drum battle with another marching band's drumline. When the other school was done, they threw their drum sticks down, acting all hard core. My drumline stole their sticks and ran away. I'm pretty sure we won. MLIA
Today, I was grocery shopping and had several items for my cat, including litter, food, and a flea collar in my cart. While exiting the pet isle an older man stopped me and asked me if I had a cat, looking at him blankly I informed him that this was for me. His face made grocery shopping enjoyable. MLIA
Today, I realized that even if T-rexes have arms that are too short for hugging, they can still chest-bump each other. This made me feel a little better for them. MLIA
Today, I got bored at school so I walked up to a group of girls who were gossiping and said "Oh my gosh, don't look now but that guy is totally checking you guys out." They all looked, we go to an all girls school. New favorite game? I think so. MLIA
The other day, I decided to go as Waldo for Halloween. I asked my prncipal if it was OK for us to have an assembly, and the yearbook photo be captioned about Waldo. Not only did he agree to that, I now have permission to skip a class and run around school on Halloween while the principal announces a schoolwide search for Waldo. MLIA <---porque no tuvimos epocas asi?
Last night, I looked out my window and noticed that the streetlight in front of my neighbors' house was out. This intrigued me, so I looked closer and saw that all the streetlights near their house were out. I don't know why Dumbledore was visiting my neighbors, but I'm going to start being a lot nicer to them. MLIA. <--mas escritores de fanfics en el mundo...no somos las unicas.
Today, I got into disneyland dressed as Waldo. All day long, whenever I saw someone take out a camera, I would freeze in the background of their photo. Best day ever spent. MLIA <-- WALDO IS EVERYWHERE
Today, Instead of doing my assignments I was running around my house trying to hit things with a mini nerf gun. I kept missing and wondering why. Then I realized I was closing one eye but that John Smith in Pocahontas said, "Open both your eyes, you see twice as well." I started hitting everything. Thank you John Smith. MLIA <--la pelicula mormona tenia razon. Gracias John Smith
Today, I wore a red and white striped shirt. A mean girl walked up to me and said "That shirt makes you look like Waldo" in a way that was obviously meant to be a put-down. I laughed and thanked her. Then, I got multiple high-fives from the hot guys around me. She's still confused. I win. MLIA. <---WALDO 4 EVER
Today, a guy came to school wearing a dress. He got in trouble for dress code. Not becuase he was wearing a dress, but becuase the dress didnt have sleeves. I love my school. MLIA.<--ya sabes ykza
Today, while on a plane, I saw a man thumb wrestling his kid. They were going at it pretty fiercely, but I could see the kid was losing. I started cheering him on, and the rest of the passengers joined in. The kid won. It made my day. MLIA
Today in Chem class, an etremely irritating girl was talking rudely about another person and didn't realize that the whole class went quite. The teacher then casually said "By the way class, don't talk to her, she is an example of what we call Bismuth Technetium Hydride". He then preceded to write on the board the chemical symbol for the compound. Bi Tc H. It made me smile. MLIA
Today, a college admission person came to my school to tell us about the college. Offhandedly, she mentioned that at their football games one person always dresses up as Waldo for everyone to find. I think I know what school I'm going to. MLIA. <---ahi estan todos los planes que necesitamos Monica
Today, my dad brougt home these things called "Funky Flames." You throw them into a fire and it turns colors. I quickly grabbed the green colored ones, threw them in, stood by the fire and yelled, "Diagon Alley!" I then proceeded to imagine I was Harry Potter on my way to Gringotts. MLIA
Today, I asked my 6 year old niece what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said a dinosaur, and proceeded to roar like one. I support her 100%. MLIA
Today, while on a plane, I saw a man thumb wrestling his kid. They were going at it pretty fiercely, but I could see the kid was losing. I started cheering him on, and the rest of the passengers joined in. The kid won. It made my day. MLIA
Today in Chem class, an etremely irritating girl was talking rudely about another person and didn't realize that the whole class went quite. The teacher then casually said "By the way class, don't talk to her, she is an example of what we call Bismuth Technetium Hydride". He then preceded to write on the board the chemical symbol for the compound. Bi Tc H. It made me smile. MLIA
Today, a college admission person came to my school to tell us about the college. Offhandedly, she mentioned that at their football games one person always dresses up as Waldo for everyone to find. I think I know what school I'm going to. MLIA. <---ahi estan todos los planes que necesitamos Monica
Today, my dad brougt home these things called "Funky Flames." You throw them into a fire and it turns colors. I quickly grabbed the green colored ones, threw them in, stood by the fire and yelled, "Diagon Alley!" I then proceeded to imagine I was Harry Potter on my way to Gringotts. MLIA
Today, I asked my 6 year old niece what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said a dinosaur, and proceeded to roar like one. I support her 100%. MLIA
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